Thursday, September 30, 2010

Big Belly Happy Guy after Eating Full Pizza Solo

Just want to post today about how big my belly is getting. I am not pregnant because I am a guy, but boy do I look like it. Last night I ended up eating a whole pizza by myself. Can you believe that? I just got so hungry at about 10:00 p.m and I picked up the phone and made an order to go. Pizza really is a gift from the heavens. I got a meat lovers special. The one where you can hardly see the cheese and the pizza because so many pepperonis, sausage bites, ham, chicken, and other meat creations are on top. It was pure bliss.

After the delivery guy rang the door bell and I slapped down the cash for the bill I pulled out a big plate from the cabinet. I opened up the cardboard box and out came a smell of bliss, the meat and cheese pizza smell from heaven. That got me real excited, my taste buds go all worked up. I then put 2 slices on the plate and headed over to the living room for the famous couch, my couch that I love so much. I found the remote and turned on Sports Center and turned up the volume very loud so that the whole neighborhood could hear it. My booty dropped down into the comfortable couch and I started eating. It was so great. The two pizza slices disappeared fast, so I had to get up and go grab three for the next round. After finishing them I waited for a minute and then went and go the remaining two slices and finished it off.

A second of guilt came over me when I finished, but luckily it went away real fast and here I am today writing about it. My belly is very large today. My pants are tight. Is it fall? This is not a good sign going into the winter months because during this time the belly gets really hungry.