Popcorn Sucks and is not the Same as Chips

There are things in life that are just not the same. Some people try their best to make things kind of the same, but they are not. The two things that will never be the same is popcorn and potato chips. You see, one is good while the other one is not. You might first think that the popcorn could be something enjoyable, and it kind of is, but never will it be as good and delicious as potato chips. Popcorn is high in fiber and can be a tad better on the taste buds than the cardboard ceiling tiles if salt is pored on it heavily.

Just last night as my wife and I were returning from one of the best mexican restaurants in Seattle we ended up having a discussion about this topic. Even though we were full as ever and happy as can be because of the tacos and beer from the mexican restaurant we still had enough energy to talk about this. She brought up the fact that we should start to eat healthier, I guess because she felt the guilt from overdoing it on the salsa and chips. She said she wanted to eat healthier and that all chips are going to leave the house and not be in eye site. I said no way my love. This guy is not giving up the potato chips. She said she wanted to buy popcorn and that I would never know the difference. Think again. Popcorn sucks and is too healthy for me. I want my doritos and salty yellow potato chips. I also want to dip them into unhealthy chip dip and I don't care if it is not good for my. My thoughts on this might change if my heart ends up letting me know, but until then I will keep my stress levels low and enjoy my tasty and delicious food.