The Hech With Tofu

So I decided to try tofu again, this time it was fried and made into a burger. Forget it. I will never eat it again and I don't ever want to smell it again either. It is just gross and I don't like it. I figured it might end up being ok with some ketchup on a hamburger bun and fried like a hamburger, but it just does not work. There are things that will just never work. You can't take carrots and put them with dip and ever expect it to be the same as chips. Never will it be the same. I have to admit that I tried and I have tried to eat better. But deep down it will never happen and I never want it happen, I never want to be a health nut. I look at the magazines and watch t.v. and see all of these healthy people in good shape. In my mind I think how nice that would be, but something in side of me says no and that I need to enjoy food and life and not put myself out. I can never enjoy tofu ever. It is bad stuff and will never work for me. I wish that my taste buds just loved healthy foods without salt and without fat. I love fat. Right now I am thinking about eating a complete steak. I am one of those guys that you look at weird when you are at a table eating and the whole steak is eaten, grissel and all. I clean the plate. If there is a bone in the steak I will put it in a napkin so my plate looks clean when I am finished. There is no reason to leave anything on your plate, that is just stupid. Just can't get over my love obsession with steak and burgers. So good.