Why Health Food is for the Birds

The other day my mom brought me over a bag of this health food that she bought at the local health food store. You know, the kind where you bring in your own organic bag and weigh everything by the pound in plastic bags. The kind where there are these big barrels filled with organic rice and organic beans. To be honest, I like the idea but hate it overall. I know my mom is concerned about me because of my stomach flu and wants me to be healthy, but come on, this stuff tastes horrible. She even brought over some tofu and my wife made it last night and it was the worste thing. It was so slime like in my mouth that I almost had another thow up attack. I can't do it, I will never be able to be one of those granola loving people. I like meat and potatoes, french fries, cakes and pastries. I will eat some salad, some vegetables, but never will I wear the granola lover hat. It is not my style and I officially am saying that it is for the birds. I love birds, but I don't have any in my house. I have to go now because there is a t-bone steak just waiting to be fried in my great grandmothers frying pan.