Stomach Talking Back?

At about four this afternoon my stomach started to make noise. It was not the best sight in the world. My buddy at work looked over at me and started pointing his finger and laughing at me. It was not like some wimpy type of noises coming from my stomach, but loud roars, similar to the sound the lions make on national geographic. It is stupid how this happens because I was really hungry and it is like there are two parts of me. My stomach and I have a very close relationship. I feed him, he is quiet. I need to fix up my schedule and quit putting off the eating so much. Tomorrow I will bring a few bananas or a bag filled with cookie crisps so that the moment I feel it coming the food will be going right into the mouth.

Now that I am home I just had a fat piece of fried chicken with some mashed potatoes and I am on cloud nine right now. Basically it is a food high and a good time to write something on this blog. So to review today, do not go without eating because it is stupid. Eat often and eat well. Some of the diet experts say that it is good to go every three or four hours and to eat on a schedule. I want to start this new thing where you eat every one hour. If you are awake for twelve hours that will be twelve times to eat. If I can figure it out then the people around me are going to think of me as a weirdo, but hey, they already do so it doesn't matter at all. Peace out and time to watch television and forget about this day.